IC Conact

[hunksmash]

[ phone | voicemail | texting | regular ol' mail ]

"Hey, this is Hunk. Guess I'm busy. Or I left my phone on silent. I do that a lot. Sorry. Anyway, yeah! Leave me a message, and I'll call you back. I promise, okay? Okay. Bye!"

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[h2no]

Hey, kid! I got a couple things to say-- lesse... okay, firstly, sorry for comin' back real late a bunch of times. I tried to be quiet but as it turns out it's kinda hard to sneak around a house you ain't used to in the dark...

[AWKWARD PAUSE... the amount of stubbed toes he's had recently is unreal, hunk.]

Eh, second thing is related to that. Crobat freaked out one night in the garage and knocked over a few glass jars. I dunno if they were yours or anythin', but I'm goin' downtown to replace 'em now. You want anything else? I can bring back pizza!

[how do you interact with teenagers he just doesn't know]

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[hunksmash]

[ What even is this dude? The world may never know. ]

Uuuh... That's. Pizza's good. I like pizza.

... Was there anything in the jars?

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[h2no]

[the shrug isn't visible, but clearly audible in his tone.]

Dunno, but I broke them and they ain't mine. That means time to replace 'em, aye? I'll grab two big ones. I'm fucki-- uh. Really hungry, haha!

[oh my god does he try]

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[hunksmash]

[ He's gotta figure that he doesn't care much is people curse, but he's also gotta figure that he appreciates the effort. Again, what even is this guy? ]

That's great. Me, too.

I'm, uh... I'm kinda an eater, if you couldn't tell. So any time you wanna bring home food, know that it won't go to waste.

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[h2no]

That makes two of us, then. I'll get three large ones, eh? That'll last about ten minutes!

[he's only partly joking. never doubt how quickly pizzas can be inhaled.]

How've you been doin', anyway? I feel like as roomies I should make sure. Especially with your friend...

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[hunksmash]

Oh, uh... I'm fine.

Lance came back, actually, so... I mean, he's in another town right now, or for now?, but still. Him and Pidge both showed up, so that's cool.

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[h2no]

--Woah, he did? That's pretty neat, bro! Are they gonna come over? I mean, I don't mind headin' out and giving ya the house to yourselves for a bit!

[lasersounds]

Hunk! Buddy!! There's a party happening in Heropa Friday...tonight, my man. We're all going, so you need to come too.

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[hunksmash]

Dude. You know I'm down!
Do you wanna meet up here before hand? I've got a pretty sweet pregame deal.

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[lasersounds]

The invite was put out on the network, so it might get a bit wild...But there's a pool, drinks...food? Seems legit.

But tell me more about this pregame deal.

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[hunksmash]

It's nothing elaborate haha. We can smoke up if you want.
I have a brownie too but I haven't tried it yet so idk about doing that and going out.

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[lasersounds]

We'll save the brownie for a day of chilling at your place then.

Otherwise...yeah man, count me in.

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[hunksmash]

fab and cool.
How bout Allura and Keith?

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[lasersounds]

They're meeting us at the party.

They're coming together...

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[hunksmash]

like incidentally making trip down at the same time in each other's company? Or like TOGETHER together?

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[lasersounds]

Dude, I don't know and it's driving me NUTS.

I asked Allura to come and then she asked if Keith was coming, so then I had to ask Keith but...Hunk, buddy, I'm suffering.

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[hunksmash]

eh. don't worry about it too much. worrying isn't gonna change anything if it's happening or not.

besides, it's probably not happening. allura's pretty serious and keith's pretty weird.

[ You can bet your butt that this nosey asshole is on this shit now, though. ]

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[lasersounds]

yeah, I know worrying won't change nothing but...I don't know man.

...they can both be weird and serious, weirdly serious.

[Thanks bro.]

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[hunksmash]

yeah, well... whatever, right? we'll get you chilled out and you won't even notice if anything's going on between em.

And hey! This'll be REAL party time. we aren't in military curfew space camp school or piloting giant robots for the fate of the universe. we can be normal.

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[lasersounds]

You know what, yeah. You're right. Let's get chill and forget all about it.

...Dude, just--dude. Bless the idea of being /normal/.

;text | After that "disastrous" party.

[lasersounds]

We are never letting Keith drink again.

[hunksmash]

why not? he did alright.

i mean, he was playing guitar, but other than that...

[lasersounds]

Wait...he was playing guitar??


Okay, not the point. Because he 1) danced with me 2) asked me to teach him salsa 3) kissed me.

He is never drinking again.

[hunksmash]

dude

[hunksmash]

at least you know he's not after allura??