IC Conact

[hunksmash]

[ phone | voicemail | texting | regular ol' mail ]

"Hey, this is Hunk. Guess I'm busy. Or I left my phone on silent. I do that a lot. Sorry. Anyway, yeah! Leave me a message, and I'll call you back. I promise, okay? Okay. Bye!"

Comments

audio

[h2no]

Hey, kid! I got a couple things to say-- lesse... okay, firstly, sorry for comin' back real late a bunch of times. I tried to be quiet but as it turns out it's kinda hard to sneak around a house you ain't used to in the dark...

[AWKWARD PAUSE... the amount of stubbed toes he's had recently is unreal, hunk.]

Eh, second thing is related to that. Crobat freaked out one night in the garage and knocked over a few glass jars. I dunno if they were yours or anythin', but I'm goin' downtown to replace 'em now. You want anything else? I can bring back pizza!

[how do you interact with teenagers he just doesn't know]

audio

[hunksmash]

[ What even is this dude? The world may never know. ]

Uuuh... That's. Pizza's good. I like pizza.

... Was there anything in the jars?

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[h2no]

[the shrug isn't visible, but clearly audible in his tone.]

Dunno, but I broke them and they ain't mine. That means time to replace 'em, aye? I'll grab two big ones. I'm fucki-- uh. Really hungry, haha!

[oh my god does he try]

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[hunksmash]

[ He's gotta figure that he doesn't care much is people curse, but he's also gotta figure that he appreciates the effort. Again, what even is this guy? ]

That's great. Me, too.

I'm, uh... I'm kinda an eater, if you couldn't tell. So any time you wanna bring home food, know that it won't go to waste.

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[h2no]

That makes two of us, then. I'll get three large ones, eh? That'll last about ten minutes!

[he's only partly joking. never doubt how quickly pizzas can be inhaled.]

How've you been doin', anyway? I feel like as roomies I should make sure. Especially with your friend...

audio

[hunksmash]

Oh, uh... I'm fine.

Lance came back, actually, so... I mean, he's in another town right now, or for now?, but still. Him and Pidge both showed up, so that's cool.

Re: audio

[h2no]

--Woah, he did? That's pretty neat, bro! Are they gonna come over? I mean, I don't mind headin' out and giving ya the house to yourselves for a bit!

[lasersounds]

Hunk! Buddy!! There's a party happening in Heropa Friday...tonight, my man. We're all going, so you need to come too.

text;

[hunksmash]

Dude. You know I'm down!
Do you wanna meet up here before hand? I've got a pretty sweet pregame deal.

text;

[lasersounds]

The invite was put out on the network, so it might get a bit wild...But there's a pool, drinks...food? Seems legit.

But tell me more about this pregame deal.

text;

[hunksmash]

It's nothing elaborate haha. We can smoke up if you want.
I have a brownie too but I haven't tried it yet so idk about doing that and going out.

text;

[lasersounds]

We'll save the brownie for a day of chilling at your place then.

Otherwise...yeah man, count me in.

text;

[hunksmash]

fab and cool.
How bout Allura and Keith?

text;

[lasersounds]

They're meeting us at the party.

They're coming together...

text

[h2no]

HEY, KID.
I'M GOING OFF TO LONDON FOR A BIT.
CLEANED UP BEFORE I LEFT; CAN YOU FEED MY RABBITS THOUGH?
ALL THEIR STUFF IS IN THE SHED.
CHEERS.

[also they have rabbits now]

text

[hunksmash]

okay...
are they actual, regular rabbits? or are they weird monster rabbits?

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[h2no]

THEY'RE NORMAL, PROMISE.
THE LITTLE ONE IS CALLED RABERT AND THE BIG ONE IS BUNTIMUS, EMPEROR OF ALL.
HE GETS NIPPY IF YOU DON'T USE HIS FULL TITLE.

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[hunksmash]

you had me at rabert, you lost me at buntimus, emperor of all.
but okay.
I'll properly address the rabbit.

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[h2no]

TINA NAMED HIM.
THANKS MATE.
WANT ANYTHING FROM LONDON?

text

[hunksmash]

Tea and Cadbury chocolate? And Marmite?

slowly takes over ur inbox

[h2no]

Hey, kid, just lettin' ya know I'm gonna be movin' out soon. It's nothing personal, I just needed to get a bigger place for my Pokémon to be able to get proper exercise. I'm gonna leave that big TV for you and most other stuff, unless you want something gone specifically.

[what else...]

Ah, we got the rabbits back. You gonna be okay?

I'm lovin' it.

[hunksmash]

What d'you..? I mean, yeah. I'll be okay. I'm kinda-- [ He's wary about living alone with Brendan for anything length of time, but anyway...... ]

I'm trying to figure it out, too. Moving out, I mean.

<3

[h2no]

It's not too bad, if you're lookin' to go to another government housing area.

[he's not, so it was kind of annoying.]

I got all my stuff sorted out, so I can give ya some help if you need it.

[hunksmash]

Well, we aren't, so... Maybe it'll suck? Who knows?

Either way, yeah. I'll let you know. I might need help with some of the heavier stuff. The friend I'd normally ask for arduous moving help is pretty noodle-y.

[h2no]

Aw, I hope not. Just gimme a buzz, yeah?

...

Um, for the record, it was cool livin' with ya. Good roomie, would recommend.